Performance Anxiety

(From the movie Office Space)

BOB SLYDELL - "You see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you?"

PETER - "Yeah."

BOB SLYDELL - "Great."

PETER - "Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour."

BOB PORTER - "Space out?"

PETER - "Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working."

*A good chunk of my time here at worked is used spacing out. I need to fix myself up. God bless you*