First of all, imagine a world wherein movie titles do not exist, and all films are dubbed with the name of the lead actor/actress. I take it we will be having movies like Edward Norton 7, Bruce Willis 19, Orlando Bloom 3, Keira Knightley 3... and who can ever forget Ben Affleck 2,341,453?
I'm sorry, that just cracked me up. But anyway, that's just the start of all the thoughts that crossed my mind this day. I had a deeper thought in mind to add to this post, but I'm saving it for a better time, and its own day for posting.
However, I still have a few things that need to be mentioned right now before they disappear into that uncertain void of my subconscious. Simple things, really, things that you can avoid yet still fall into. Yeah, these are things that only allow common sense to kick your head AFTER they happen.
- DO NOT eat cinnamon rolls with ravenous earnest. I know they're really really good, but mind you, you WILL have a sugar high if you, say, munch on them in a rapid pace while watching Bruce Willis' Unbreakable (Good movie, by the way).
- DO take the time to get your body warmed up before lifting weights, regardless of WHERE you are. I know it could be a time waster, but mind you, you WILL feel really fucking dizzy if you push yourself.
- DO NOT assume that when you visit some family friend's place for dinner, you will be allowed to grab a plate and eat right away. I know it's a bright assumption, but mind you, you WILL find yourself starving more when you find out that they're still preparing the final touches for the food.
and finally
- DO be aware if you haven't had a cigarette when you should have any time during the day. I know your mind may be somewhere else, but mind you, you WILL beat yourself up for all the bitching and stress you could have avoided.
Obviously, I'm not very hot in typing blogs right now. Another case of Bloggers Block. bear with me. later.