Add a new item to my Christmas (or just plain old Wish) list: The Complete Top Cat Season on DVD. Yeah. See, Top Cat, Choo Choo, Benny the Ball, Fancy Fancy, Brain, and that other cat still have as much appeal to me now as they have had when I watched them every 4:30 in the afternoon after school when I was a kid. Lemme see, I think I remember the theme song:
Top Cat
The irresistible Top Cat
Whose intellectual
close friends used to call him TC
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
he's a something
he's a fib
he's a championship
he's most tip-top
Top Cat.
Oh, and if you're in the giving attitude this holiday season, I'd like an album of Wet Wet Wet's Greatest Hits. Please? And I have 20 more slots to fill to get a Starbuck organizer thingy. Would it be okay if you gave Rudolph, Vixen, Prancer, and the other reindeer some rest so you can walk your fat ass to buy me a toffee nut coffee thingy? huh?
Yours Truly 5 days after Christmas,
JB (20 years old)
P.S. I'm a big fan of Joe Pesci. Keep that in mind.