It takes an Iron Chef an hour to come up with an average of 3 themed dishes good for 4 people, certified to be delicious, or near perfect.
It took a piddly kid, his mom, and his househelp near 5 hours to come up with 4 non-themed dishes good for 40 people, and just as fucking good. Oh, and without truffles, foie gras, and paste of hot beans. HAH!
Fuck it, I don't need Takeshi Kaga to tell our family that we cook the shiznit!
Did i mention I was tired? Go to sleep now.