Gorilla Tactics

It was Cowboy day yesterday in the office. You guessed it, people had to be in cowboy outfits at work. Today it was Uniform day, and surprisingly I didn't see fine ladies in schoolgirl uniforms that would have left me hot, breathing heavy, full of... memories.

And just when things couldn't get more hilarious, guess what tomorrow's gonna be: Camouflage day. I'm not going to show up at work tomorrow. Camouflage nga di ba? I remember my reaction to that to be somewhere in the lines of what I would have wanted to say if I was allowed to cuss at age 7 or 8 when I first saw the commercial for that God-awful show Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters of Beverly Hills. I'm sure you can use your (cue Spongebob Voice) imagination.

And while we're talking about condiments used in the military, could someone explain why Trillianes is in the top ten list of Senators? I also remember my reaction to that to be somewhere in the lines of what I would have wanted to say if I was allowed to cuss at age 7 or 8 when I first saw the commercial for that God-awful show Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters of Beverly Hills.

Sorry for being away for so long. This just disturbs me right now. Later. God Bless.