Here I am, just killing time... Something I haven't been doing for a while. It's just such a liberating feeling to actually take some time to sit down and exhale.
It's funny; I know there's a lot for me to type about, but somehow I wouldn't know how to turn on that certain switch in my mind to let it all out gracefully.
Hold that thought.
I know it's been a while since the change was implemented, but it looks like Solar USA went from bad to worse when it turned to Jack TV. Obviously I only saw one good thing that came about: Banzai. Something I learned from the Japanese: Although the only place to go once you're on top is down, you can perform that downward trip with style. I was impressed with Iron Chef. And now they continue to dazzle with that more surreal and retarded "new gambling opportnity", Banzai.
Mind you, that's the only good thing. I'd like to elaborate more on how pathetic Jack TV is. I have a lot of things to say, but for now, let me focus on the worst blunder they ever made: They bragged about how some of their shows were 'manly'. Here's something I realized:
If a lady says something is 'manly', she's either sarcastic or shallow.
If a guy says something is 'manly', he's either sarcastic or gay.
Either way, using the word 'manly' to impress is just stupid. However, if you are a black-belter in sarcasm, you will find that there are many ways to use it and make your day just so lively. Case in point:
Dave Batista: Pare, check out my new cellphone!
Hot Sexy Brent: Wow Pare! It's so manly!
(Batista delivers a Spinebuster to Brent)
Enough said about Jack TV for now. Oh, and yes, who in fuck's name thought of Crank Yankers and Shorties Watching(?) Shorties?
See how isolated I've become? I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Maybe I can get a lot more done with a regular shift. But for now... Ugh.
By the way, watch the 25th Hour. Besides the fact that Rosario Dawson is hot, it's a really beautiful movie.