A Working Man's Blogomnibus

Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in 'The Ring'...



Keira Knightley stars in 'The Jacket'...



Vin Diesel stars in 'The Pacifier'...



....Can Ben Affleck star in 'The Pink Tanktop'?



Brrrr.



Anyway, hi there, it's been a while and i'm sorry. Work's a bitch that keeps me up all night without the payback. Well, maybe twice a month breathless sex on the 15th and the 30th. But other than that, yeah, I'm sure it's a bitch. Once again I am reminded of a little statement my friend quoted a while back:



A slut is a girl who has sex with everyone..


A bitch is a girl who has sex with everyone but you.



Chauvinistic, yes. Look, I just REMEMBERED it. It's not a principle. But enough of that, please.



Before this month, I have never had experiences that have exhausted me so much that I deny myself of those precious 5 minutes of reflection and typing. First, I have never thought such experiences were possible. Second, I never expected them to all come in the span of a month.



Which is why I decided to write a blog only after this month, or when the events cease to come in such a wave.



Any day now.

Later